❤ 陳小美 o( ิ◕㉨◕ิ )o 黛咪兒 ❤

上英文課，

 老師要求每個同學都要取英文名字！                               

 她苦思半天， 想到了一個很美的名字。                     

 叫ＭＯＮＩＣＡ 莫妮卡                                                      

 想來，也沒有什麼不妥， 她也覺得很棒！                                        

 可是，  

 沒料到老師上課點名時，                                              

 每位同學都會加上姓氏來稱呼同學！                                          

 她姓陳！！ 全名~~~~~~~~~~                                                   

 莫妮卡陳  

 .摸你屁股                                                         

 同理可証：                                                                

 潔西卡陳............這是屁股                                               

 露卡陳..............洗屁股                                                  

 艾利卡陳............愛妳屁股                      

 芮貝卡陳............林伯屁股                                               

 KONICA陳............摳你屁股                                                

 派翠卡陳............難找屁股                                               

 奧斯卡陳............挖死屁股                                                

 VODKA陳.............摸到屁股                                               

 穆斯卡陳............沒洗屁股                                                

 杜里卡陳............嘟哩屁股 (台語:桶你屁股)